[ ellie is on her front, rereading a comic book that she got a while back. this is one of the only forms of entertainment she has because lmfao no money and shitty phone. she looks up from her book at kano when he comes back. ]
[ Kano flops down on the hard ground and groans. If Ellie told him, he would buy her stuff... and by buy I mean "buy," aka hand over fake illusion money and then run, nobody will notice until they're too far away.
This isn't the sort of thing he can run away from, though. ]
Those two guys down there, in the blue door? They're doing the nasty. Also the Boss is in some deep shit and maybe the world is going to blow up, I dunno.
[ honestly... maybe they should do that, but she'd start to feel a little bad. the townspeople here are mostly nice. she only really jerks around with people if they're assholes. ]
[ also, way to just drop that bomb on her, kano. she stares at him for a split second before she throws her comic at his face. ]
[ Kano takes a comic book to the face, and peels it off to set on his stomach. ]
What, you can't hear them at night? We've been living on their roof all this time~
[ Sort of. There's nothing on the other side of that wall, so maybe some dimensionless space doesn't count as being part of the castle. He sits back up with a groan, and stretches his arms in front of him, then up over his head. ]
Anyways, you know the Boss? Have you seen his evil twin around? The guy decided to take mindfuck literally and showed me actual fuck. It was pretty vivid...
[ she immediately yells and puts her hands to her ears because she does not want to hear about this or imagine anything. this is the worst. she can't wait for kano to get eaten during christmas. she kicks him from her side. ]
Let me know when you want to talk about not-gross things.
[ What's all this abuse!! But yeah, Kano's done talking about gross things, and he's more than willing to settle back into that "we're not talking about this anymore" routine. ]
I'm done, I'm done! But seriously, stay away from the evil Boss, okay? He looks exactly like normal Boss, so just stay away from the both of them. They're bad news, even if the Boss is really funny.
[ once she hears that he's not going to talk about anymore gross things, she lowers her hands and takes back her foot. she then puts her hand under her chin, looking at kano. ]
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Oh, yeah? Why?
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This isn't the sort of thing he can run away from, though. ]
Those two guys down there, in the blue door? They're doing the nasty. Also the Boss is in some deep shit and maybe the world is going to blow up, I dunno.
[ He's so tired. Time to zzzzz ]
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[ also, way to just drop that bomb on her, kano. she stares at him for a split second before she throws her comic at his face. ]
Dude! Gross! Why do you know that?!
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[ Kano takes a comic book to the face, and peels it off to set on his stomach. ]
What, you can't hear them at night? We've been living on their roof all this time~
[ Sort of. There's nothing on the other side of that wall, so maybe some dimensionless space doesn't count as being part of the castle. He sits back up with a groan, and stretches his arms in front of him, then up over his head. ]
Anyways, you know the Boss? Have you seen his evil twin around? The guy decided to take mindfuck literally and showed me actual fuck. It was pretty vivid...
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[ she immediately yells and puts her hands to her ears because she does not want to hear about this or imagine anything. this is the worst. she can't wait for kano to get eaten during christmas. she kicks him from her side. ]
Let me know when you want to talk about not-gross things.
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I'm done, I'm done! But seriously, stay away from the evil Boss, okay? He looks exactly like normal Boss, so just stay away from the both of them. They're bad news, even if the Boss is really funny.
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Who's the "Boss", anyway?
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[ None of my characters call Terry Terry, so it's just like this. ]
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[ this is literally "who the fuck is terrence" all over again. terry only introduced himself as, well, terry so ellie has no idea lmao ]
But why? What does he do? Besides giving you gross memories.
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[ The point is, he did bad stuff so stay away from him!! Ellie is safer fighting bears. ]